Linux Genuine Advantage™ is an exciting and mandatory new way for you to place your computer under the remote control of an untrusted third party!
According to an independent study conducted by some scientists, many users of Linux are running non-Genuine versions of their operating system. This puts them at the disadvantage of having their computers work normally, without periodically phoning home unannounced to see if it's OK for their computer to continue functioning. These users are also missing out on the Advantage of paying ongoing licensing fees to ensure their computer keeps operating properly.
Once you've installed Linux Genuine Advantage™, you'll want to register and send in your licensing fees to receive these important benefits:
- Your computer, which worked just fine before, will continue functioning normally!
- Our software which you just installed will not disable logins on your computer (as long as our license server keeps working properly)!
- It's totally awesome!
- We might not raise the yearly licensing fees in the future!
Did you wake up this morning and say "I wish someone would figure out a way to let me do less with my computer"? You've come to the right place!
Hilarious! They even got source code: http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/source/.
Nice. Very nice. The Xbox-Linux / Free60 team around Michael Steil has published a paper / wiki page called 17 Mistakes Microsoft Made in the Xbox Security System. I'm currently reading the paper, but I'm not quite through yet (the PDF is 13 pages long). It contains a very detailed analysis of the 17 types of mistakes Microsoft made (they made most of them multiple times)...
The paper and the findings will be presented at the 22C3 in Berlin — this is one of the lectures I will definately be attending, that's for sure!
Quoting from the article:
"[Conclusion: ]The security system of the Xbox has been a complete failure.".
Also nice: the earlier (now obsolete) version of the paper was called The Hidden Boot Code of the Xbox — or "How to fit three bugs in 512 bytes of security code" ;-)